NOT THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE

[blumeeni]

Right I promised Stan I'd keep this a secret but then I got to thinking of all the times the bastids taken the piss at my expense so fukc it I'm due payback
I nearly pissed myself laughing when he told me
It goes like this
sheepfest time in July,start booking b&b's
Stan books a double for him and J but she don't want to go
or at least that's wot Stan say's
so a certain person who's well known on here says he'd love to share with him
Stan agrees and sounds chuffed to bit's about it
no prizes guys but guess who the other gay in the village is

 

[R2B2]

errr......... errrr........... uhhhhhhhhh............ :dunno:

 

[stan the man]

not shareing no double bed,it's a twin room.anyway you're just jealous pete...'cos you wanted him






























to buy your house! :f :f




















anti wrinkle cream anyone

 

[Artemis]

'Ang about a bit, Blu....................
































Llandovery's not a village, it's a town, allegedly!

 

[stan the man]

as the song goes.......

this town ain't big enough for the both of us........































ya fat bastid

 

[blumeeni]

'Ang about a bit, Blu....................
































Llandovery's not a village, it's a town, allegedly!

Yeah I know but not the only gay in the town just didn't have quite the right RING man8um to it

 

[blumeeni]

this town ain't big enough for the both of us........































ya fat bastid

Oi listen here you welsh gay anorexic twat your getting personal now b0x1

 

[stan the man]

and you're not? d04l1ng :f :}























got him hooked......where's the gaff

 

[blumeeni]

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Mr Miagi I'm not hooked you are

 

[stan the man]

age-uki keage makiwara yondan yoko wazari uchi kumite :f

 

[ianrobbo1]

lovers Tiff me thinks!! or is Blu getting a bit jealous of Stan's new "friend"???

opinions?? :dunno:

 

[stan the man]

nail on 'T' head ian methinks......

 

[Fat Bert]

Correction

Right I promised Stan I'd keep this a secret but then I got to thinking of all the times the bastids taken the piss at my expense so fukc it I'm due payback
I nearly pissed myself laughing when he told me
It goes like this
sheepfest time in July,start booking b&b's
Stan books a double for him and J but she don't want to go
or at least that's wot Stan say's
so a certain person who's well known on here says he'd love to share with him
Stan agrees and sounds chuffed to bit's about it
no prizes guys but guess who the other gay in the village is

Correction....he's booked the HoneyMoon Suite!!

LOL

 

[blumeeni]

Me jealous,nuh not me.Anyway Stans a free agent he can go with whoever he likes don't bother me.
Oh by the way Stan I can't do your bike anymore sold all me spanners and stuff.
Also won't be able to ride next mon,tues or wed am washing me hair.

FB and you can shut the fukc up I never want to speak to you again
your welcome to him,don't forget to take the fags he likes to smoke after'

Shit I've let the Bert outta the bag now ain't I. sh1tehppns

 

[Fat Bert]

ROFL

A cunning stunt has just been hatched!!!

Saying nowt more until nearer the time BUT........................!!

I now have young Stanley completely at my mercy and come the Sheepfest he will be begging for forgiveness on bended knee!!

If you thought the Durex on the head competition was funny ...you aint seen nuthin yet!!

Watch this space d34l d34l

 

[stan the man]

A cunning stunt has just been hatched!!!

Saying nowt more until nearer the time BUT........................!!

I now have young Stanley completely at my mercy and come the Sheepfest he will be begging for forgiveness on bended knee!!

If you thought the Durex on the head competition was funny ...you aint seen nuthin yet!!

Watch this space d34l d34l

change of plan bert...you are now sharing with mad mike and i have the double bed all to myself so you're gonna have to try your luck with him...........fudgepacker man8um































ROFLMAO.....