• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

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Oldandbald

Been there, and had one
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Hi Guys

Been following this site for a while and realised that if you read between the piss takes there is some good knowledge to be shared!

So a brief intro:
Got an 03 bird which I've had from new
No idea what colour it is as I'm colour blind
I won't be posting any pics just in case the wind has blown a leaf onto my drive when I wasn't looking
I don't like sweeties
I have no idea of the correct use of the apostroph'e
But I have got a 3.6 litre diesel with two turbos?

I've paid my dosh but can't seem to access any other areas of the site which I guess is just a matter of somebody pressing the right buttons somewhere?

Cheers
 

slim63

Never surrender
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Proper intro that ! :risas3: (y) welcome to the forum

jaws will be along shortly to sort your access & andybirdless will be along to discuss you diesel :D
 

andyBeaker

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Proper intro that ! :risas3: (y) welcome to the forum

jaws will be along shortly to sort your access & andybirdless will be along to discuss you diesel :D
What's to discuss?

Anyone who drives a diesel can only be disappointed.

Anyone who drives a diesel and is stupid enough to come on this forum will only think of me when they hear the clatter of their boat engine when the ignition key is turned.
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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Welcome, but you're on the wrong site....
The accurate assessment means....
You are too intelligent :D:rolleyes:
 

Oldandbald

Been there, and had one
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Well there was a bloke on here who once recommended that you flap your arms like a chicken whilst riding your bike. Don't know what happened to him but I think he retired to France....
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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You not only have a diesel, but a 3.6 litre twin turbo! Top man. Welcome and ignore Andrew. He's just jealous because, being the big Jessie that he is, his wife made him buy a gay BMW with hairdryer motor for an engine :eaea:
 

andyBeaker

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Well there was a bloke on here who once recommended that you flap your arms like a chicken whilst riding your bike. Don't know what happened to him but I think he retired to France....


For all the big words you'll soon disappear like most new sponsors.

You have to be pretty tough to survive on here.

Many have tried.
 
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