Martin

[Tinytim]

Fook off...thta's his isn't it...He's a big coont...Go on ...chuck us 10 pee

 

[Fat Bert]

Fook off...thta's his isn't it...He's a big coont...Go on ...chuck us 10 pee

At 6am in the morning, just one big pee should do the trick

Wet the bed did we?

 

[Tinytim]

At 6am in the morning, just one big pee should do the trick

Wet the bed did we?

wot, you as well?

 

[Tinytim]

Speckled hen is on "song" tonight...burp...belch!

 

[martin]

Sorry mate. Im going to go in me garage and polish me blade ready for PYP

Iv left a pint behind the bar for ya son

 

[Tinytim]

Sorry mate. Im going to go in me garage and polish me blade ready for PYP

Iv left a pint behind the bar for ya son

Cheers.....I'll go and double up while this beer's on form....:yo:

 

[Fat Bert]

As if you needed any excuse!

Since when has your name been "David" ??

Baiting is just so easy up your neck of the woods! LOL

Wish I did car boots :cry:

 

[Tinytim]

As if you needed any excuse!

Since when has your name been "David" ??

Baiting is just so easy up your neck of the woods! LOL

Wish I did car boots :cry:

Sorry mate, but my name isn't David. It's Tim...but I know of a bloke that has a dog called David....it's a stupid dog I believe...:-:

 

[Fat Bert]

Not you ya twat!

You're known round some parts as "Bri-an"

LOL

Now watch the sparks fly!

Ouch!

 

[martin]

Oi fook off back to ya tent.

Whos coming down the chippy????

 

[Tinytim]

Oi fook off back to ya tent.

Whos coming down the chippy????

on me way....mushy peas anyone?

 

[Tinytim]

Oi fook off back to ya tent.

...tent?....lay in the middle if ya decide to flick one off.....don't want any sparks flying......:-0)

 

[martin]

Dont.

Old fatious has gone all Ray Mears. Trouble is the marquee company had to make a super size tent special for him.

Do you want cod or haddock???

 

[Tinytim]

Dont.

Old fatious has gone all Ray Mears. Trouble is the marquee company had to make a super size tent special for him.

Do you want cod or haddock???

Pukka pie please.....Chicken and mushroom....Oh and one of them deep fried Mars Bars too if they do them.....:-0)

( I have just done a small bit of wee.... LOL)

 

[Duck n Dive]

Naw .. not chippy night ...


chinkly take-a-way tonight...

 

[Tinytim]

Naw .. not chippy night ...


chinkly take-a-way tonight...

Hmmmmmm....just got me thinking of a new way to eat a Spring Roll......



Ooh... ...nahhh....second thoughts..3ck04...fook that...

 

[Fat Bert]

Bollox

Which Arsonist has just set fire to this fooking tent?

Seemed all innocent at the time !

Must be a human interest item

 

[martin]

That'll be you lighting your farts again.

Who wants a pint????

Saw Ironic this afternoon, bastid smoked all me tabs

 

[Tinytim]

That'll be you lighting your farts again.

Who wants a pint????

Saw Ironic this afternoon, bastid smoked all me tabs

:wank:....some...:-0)

 

[Fat Bert]

You should both stop smoking immediately - same as I did

Its a nasty dirty habit




















and bloody expensive - unless you nick someone elses tabs
which is exactly what Ironic did

This sounds more and more like a PYP Thread

Bri-Nylon anyone?