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Wolfie

Is a lunp
yesterday.


the most excellent all knowing have done everything whiter than white JW here, blocked in a drivers car with his most excellent, better than everything, more ICE and security than a nuns knickers porsche thing.

The JW was out on an appointment, so two of the drivers went up to the car park to see if they could bump it out of the way, "dont bother " said john from the yard, got his penkife out and just unlocked the door as easy as anything.


knife was a poundland special, oh how i feckin laughed, ?1 knife beats ?00's of security, (which the JW had fitted himself cause in a former time he was the master of secuirty and fixed all sorts of stuff or so he tells us)
 
R

R2B2

Guest
Lol!

Thought for a minute you were going to say they lifted it out of the way with a forklift!
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
i did tell them to hook it up and drag it out of the way with the skiploader but they chickened out!!!
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
and I wonder who had the pleasure of telling yer "bestist m8", that a quid penknife stuffed his security??? :rolleyes: wouldnt had been you would it Wilf?? :dunno: :}
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
ianrobbo1 said:
and I wonder who had the pleasure of telling yer "bestist m8", that a quid penknife stuffed his security??? :rolleyes: wouldnt had been you would it Wilf?? :dunno: :}


nope not me i kept quiet!!!!, (cause i wanted them to do it again so we could move it around the corner and scare the little bastid shitless)
 
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