I've heard some lame excuses in my time...

[Stevebrooke]

...but this one takes the biscuit.

I was due to take a prisoner out on escort at work today and was paired-up with DK. When I went to get the paperwork I was told by a manager that someone else was to be my assistant as Derek had declined the job because....





































he couldn't sit in the back of a taxi as his leg locks up :violin:

It doesn't stop him sitting all cramped up on his bike, though

 

[derek kelly]

Let's get this right Steve, you would have been my assistant, & I did get you a good replacement [it could have been Ms Lancaster.]
You may find it amusing that I have a floating cartilege but believe me when my knee locks it is F*ckin painful, if we had gone in the galaxy then there would be no problem as there is more room.





anyway gets me out of visiting prisoners sick relatives.

 

[ianrobbo1]

:bow: Nice bite Steve!! :bow: :bow: you got a "whale" there m8!! :bow:

 

[derek kelly]

he couldn't sit in the back of a taxi as his leg locks up :violin:

It doesn't stop him sitting all cramped up on his bike, though

Three people squashed up in the back of a taxi fecking cramp city

If your legs are cramped up on your bike then you either want to change your position or get another bike.

 

[derek kelly]

:bow: Nice bite Steve!! :bow: :bow: you got a "whale" there m8!! :bow:

Ooops, reading that post it does come across as a bite doesn't it? :blush: probably cos I'm sat here in agony with the feckin thing right now, and today was my first day back at work after a week on the sick with a sprained wrist, I was surprised that Steve was in work today as I didn't see his bike in the car park.

 

[ianrobbo1]

no good you trying to divert the attention Derek,!! :t
you is well and truly caught!!! :}
seems Steve has the right "bait" :bow:

 

[richard]

Ummm something fishey going on here.fl4g71



R

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

Sit in the front ??


LUXURY

:tosser:

 

[Stevebrooke]

Sit in the front ??


LUXURY

:tosser:

We're not allowed, Baz. Not unless it's a three-hander :violin:

 

[ianrobbo1]

We're not allowed, Baz. Not unless it's a three-hander :violin:

sounds "cosy" should watch Derek a bit if thats the case!! g0551p