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Squag1

Can't remember....
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There’s a thread on Twitter discussing British people applying for Irish passports and what questions should be included to obtain said passport.
Here are some of the best ones:

Q1: Please explain why the national news is broadcast at exactly one minute after 6pm?
Q2: Sean: "You wouldn't put the kettle on would you?" Mary: "I will yeah" Is Mary going to put the kettle on for Sean?

Q3: “Mammy is after going to get the messages.” Explain.

Q4: "Give 5 examples of where/when you can apply the word 'yoke'"

Q5: The immersion. Discuss.

Q6: In the event that you lose your passport, should you (a) report it lost and apply for a new one (b) apply for a temporary passport or (c) pray to St Anthony?

Q7: A local man becomes successful. Discuss the reactions that this may illicit among his neighbours (300 pages or less)

Q8: Where were Miley and Fidelma caught?

Q9: Give 6 examples of how to use 'grand' and 'bollix'

Q10: Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye’ is an appropriate way to end a phone conversation, yes or no?

Q11: What does 'put the delph in the press' mean?

Q12: How well should you have known someone to attend their funeral?

Q13: Fill in the blank..."roll it there ____"

Q14: If you living in one part of the country, having grown up in another part of the country - which is 'home' and which is 'home, home' Supplemental question - What is the difference between going 'out' and going 'out, out'?

Q15: Can you explain where yer man from up above lives ?

Q16: Aoifes leaving cert is next week. What concrete steps can Aoifes grandmother take to ensure her success?

Q17: Bridie: Are you going to take the dog for a walk at all? Dónal: I'll do that now in a minute. When will Dónal take the dog for a walk: -Now -In a minute -Other - please specify
 

carler

Old Hand
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Well the answer to Q17 is NEVER. As for the others......................well....bollix!!
 

ogr1

I can still see ya.....
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There’s a thread on Twitter discussing British people applying for Irish passports and what questions should be included to obtain said passport.
Here are some of the best ones:

Q1: Please explain why the national news is broadcast at exactly one minute after 6pm?
Q2: Sean: "You wouldn't put the kettle on would you?" Mary: "I will yeah" Is Mary going to put the kettle on for Sean?

Q3: “Mammy is after going to get the messages.” Explain.

Q4: "Give 5 examples of where/when you can apply the word 'yoke'"

Q5: The immersion. Discuss.

Q6: In the event that you lose your passport, should you (a) report it lost and apply for a new one (b) apply for a temporary passport or (c) pray to St Anthony?

Q7: A local man becomes successful. Discuss the reactions that this may illicit among his neighbours (300 pages or less)

Q8: Where were Miley and Fidelma caught?

Q9: Give 6 examples of how to use 'grand' and 'bollix'

Q10: Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye’ is an appropriate way to end a phone conversation, yes or no?

Q11: What does 'put the delph in the press' mean?

Q12: How well should you have known someone to attend their funeral?

Q13: Fill in the blank..."roll it there ____"

Q14: If you living in one part of the country, having grown up in another part of the country - which is 'home' and which is 'home, home' Supplemental question - What is the difference between going 'out' and going 'out, out'?

Q15: Can you explain where yer man from up above lives ?

Q16: Aoifes leaving cert is next week. What concrete steps can Aoifes grandmother take to ensure her success?

Q17: Bridie: Are you going to take the dog for a walk at all? Dónal: I'll do that now in a minute. When will Dónal take the dog for a walk: -Now -In a minute -Other - please specify

Looks like a Dave allen script for a new show.
 
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