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I had one job.

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Last year Bev bought a rotary drier for the garden, I told her it needed concreting in, “no it doesn’t, just bang it into the lawn” said she, so like a dutiful husband I just banged it into the lawn, bit of wind came & blew it over, this morning I went into the garden, cut a hole in some visqueen & placed it over where I was digging, dug a hole in the lawn to discover some of the concrete that our lazy landscapers laid the lawn on. Got rid of the concrete & successfully placed the drier, no mess thank’s to the visqueen.
At that point Bev came out, “can you plant these Pyracanthas for me? Planted two Pyracanthas & she said, “can you plant this Camellia for me?” so I planted the Camellia, “can you get those weeds up by the fence for me?” So I got the weeds by the fence up, I tried to stand up but my back had seized.
Bev now wants to go to the garden centre to get some hanging basket plants as she’s really got the gardening bug, maybe I would get the bug if someone else was doing all the work.
 

Malone

Been there, and had one
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You really haven’t got the hang of saying “no” have you?
 

Duck n Dive

Rebel without a clue ...
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Just suck it up and do as you're told.
What are you, man or mouse? :)

At least its nothing serious like a poorly ankle ;)
 
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