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How we laughed

Stevebrooke

Knee up, wheel down
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Mother-in-law (76) is in hospital, quite poorly with a number of related conditions too numerous to go into detail here. Anyway, father-in-law calls Mrs Brooke with an update and informs us that she's now well enough to leave hosital and has been moved to a respite/rehab place.

Father-in-law told us that she'd been given the hard word by the nurses that she needed to take her meds and generally do as she's told by the medical staff if she wants to get anything like better, and FiL had also put his two pennorth in. She'd been a bit awkward during her 6 week stay probably partly due to her illness and partly because that's how she can be.

So now wifey's having a bit of a chunter about her mother and comes out with the following line that had me and our son in tears of laughter and we're still laughing about it two hours later.

"Nurses don't give you advice for the good of your health"

"Er, yes they do, love" says I.

8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@
 

Pugwash

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Great stuff.

My mate showing agreement to something once said out loud "Is the Pope Jewish?"
I was like "er, no."
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Listening to the radio at work last week "The spy who loved me" by Carly Simon came on, I turned to my three colleagues & for a laugh said, "Ok, which Bond film is this from?
TJ in a moment of blondness said "Live & let die"
 
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