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Bob Pinder

Registered User
J'ai vu que votre v?lo deux fois maintenant par-dessus le dernier deux jours, ayant fait le p?lerinage ? M grand magasin de Jordanies! Son regardant certainement regarder tr?s bien maintenant. Tout il a besoin d'est maintenant un petit usage pour souffler ces toiles d'araign?e loin! Le prendre facile et appr?cier!
:beer:
 

PurplePup

Registered User
Hope your French isnt this bad....

from Google:

I saw that your bicycle twice now over the last two days, having made the p?lerinage with M department store of Jordanies! Its certainly looking at looking at very well now. All it needs is now a small use to blow these cobwebs far! To take easy and appreciate!

:dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
 
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frenchuk

Guest
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bob I needed that thanks!!! Now just to make extra-sure I understood everything can you translate, please oh please? Gotta go tomorrow pick her up, means I won't sleep tonight until you post about my sweet bird, please how is she, does the rear wheel match exactly the front wheel, how's the full tita 4-2-1 Blueflame, details please details :B :} :goofy: (this is how I feel right now!!!!)
 
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frenchuk

Guest
Purple: that's the proper translation as well :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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BigC

Guest
bonjour

Jours dernier maintenant de deux du pair-dessus le de fois de deux de v?lo de votre de que de J'ai vu, magasin grand ayant de Jordanies du ? M de fait le p?lerinage! Les tr?s regardant de regarder de certainement de fils bien maintenant.
Tout l'il un besoin l'utilisation de petit d'un maintenant que d'est versent l'?chine de d'araign?e de toiles de ces de souffler! Le prendre facile et appr?cier!
 

Bob Pinder

Registered User
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Oh mon dieu! Les traductions anglaises sanglantes sont fantastiques! C'?tait seulement quelques heures il y a j'ai g?r? pour traduire quelque chose dans "vous ferait comme nager dans notre grenier" Aucun prodige je re?ois des expressions
blanches quand je suis en france!

De ce que j'ai entendu de Steve je pense que son vous attend. Si d?p?cher et recueillir votre bicyclette (?!!)
 
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BigC

Guest
Merde !

la merde de l'cOh, celle n'est pas venue hors de l'a tout ? fait bien fait. J'ai fait ? des porcs d'un propper l'oreille de celle-l?. ?a ne fait rien, de nouveau au vin!
 
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frenchuk

Guest
PLease Bob please... I can't bare it anymore please... :bow: :B :bow: I beg you... tell me how she is...:B :bow:
 

Bob Pinder

Registered User
Sorry

The lights were off when I went in - but smelled great!
:lol:












Oh - managed to just find the "E" "stamp" on the can sounded good - but they left the top baffle in so as not to scare the locals:t










Oh looked pretty much up together - just make sure you take something to carry the centre stand home in.









Oh and one more thing the wheels looked pretty shiny and red - surely some mistake so I told them to blacken them up for when you arrived!
:lol:









What time are Joes taxis picking you up?
Make sure you tip the driver!
 
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frenchuk

Guest
The lights were off when I went in - but smelled great!

how did you see anything then? :dunno:

Thanks Mate, how am I gonna sleep, I'm out of 'herbe de provence', out of any sort of alcohol' :B :B
So the song "Joe le taxi" made it to UK then? Ah, Vanessa Paradis...:lick:

Gonna get my new Schuberth S1 as well, can't wait to ride my baby!!!!:yo:
 
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fat bert

Guest
Merde~~

I understand that bit of sh1T

But that's about all

Prey enlighten us ?
 
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roXXo

Guest
encule (with acute accent)

Enl?ve ta croute que je swingue dans l'pus



Apologies if this upsets any sensitive souls.
You don't learn that at O level.
:lol:
 

birdinflight

Registered User
OH la la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Personnellement je pense c'est une erreur pour garder votre v?lo dans le noir, apr?s tous un des premiers oiseaux dans les images promotionnelles ?tait titanium, que dit s?rement quelque chose?

Je me demande si Steve a mis le stabilisers sur et le m?tre les protecteurs d'accident longs!



:k (not a french one though):blush:
 
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roXXo

Guest
Alison

Est ce que tu parle francais avec l'accent ecossais?

a bientot
:}
 
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frenchuk

Guest
Roxxo, that is more than vile:puke: and Alison, v?lo is push bike, bike as is motorbike is moto (as in supermoto, another great french invention!) Stabilisers on, read my post entitled AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
Christallmighty !
Thought I had found my way to the wrong forum.. French for beginners or something ( With Pierre holding master classes ! )

Right... lets get some balance in here...

Fuck it..
Bollocks
Wankerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Roast Beef
Yorshite pud ( :} )
Tower of London
Ravens
Tits
Weather
The Queen ( The real one, not the one on here !! LOL )

No one on earth swears like an englishman.. They all try, but the timing is always wrong or the inflection not quite right...
 
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