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stanbloke
Guest
Duck walks into a pub and orders a pint
"hell's teeth" says the barman, "we never had a talking duck in ere before !!"
" oh right" say's duckie " i'm workin on the building site next door "
This continues for 3 weeks, then one lunchtime a circus owner walks into the pub,
" i got just the thing for you" says the barman " a talkin duck !!"
"bollox" says the ringmaster
" true " says barkeep, " give us your card and i'll pass it on to him.
That lunchtime duck arrives " oy duck, i got just the job for you , earn a fortune you will " barman says " in a circus !!!!"
Duck thinks for a mo ???
" what does a circus want with a fookin plasterer !!!!!!!!!!!!!":neenaw:
"hell's teeth" says the barman, "we never had a talking duck in ere before !!"
" oh right" say's duckie " i'm workin on the building site next door "
This continues for 3 weeks, then one lunchtime a circus owner walks into the pub,
" i got just the thing for you" says the barman " a talkin duck !!"
"bollox" says the ringmaster
" true " says barkeep, " give us your card and i'll pass it on to him.
That lunchtime duck arrives " oy duck, i got just the job for you , earn a fortune you will " barman says " in a circus !!!!"
Duck thinks for a mo ???
" what does a circus want with a fookin plasterer !!!!!!!!!!!!!":neenaw: