Dishwasher Advice Needed

[Howard]

I bought a dishwasher a few years ago, and at first it worked perfectly and was a pleasure to own. Id always show it off to visitors and spoke very highly of it. After a few months of ownership I started to notice problems, the dishwasher wasn't performing as well as it had been, sometimes leaving the dishes slightly dirty, meaning they would have to be washed again. Where it had once performed perfectly, reliability started to suffer. I started shopping around for another model, whilst at the same time feeling I ought to give it more time, but was frustrated that the model I once admired so highly was letting me down badly. In a moment of confusion I made the mistake of marrying her, and now I sometimes end up having to wash the dishes myself :cry:

(Stolen from elsewhere)

 

[Jaws]

Could be worse.
I ended up with an boiler h1d1ng2 g0551p :whi5tl:

 

[DLN1965]

A friend of mine ended up with a slow cooker !

 

[DLN1965]

On the subject of marriages...........

Did you know there are THREE rings involved when you marry a woman ??

Engagement RING

Wedding RING

and

Suffer RING !



8rfl@

 

[mikeyw64]

what do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

Stand her closer to the sink and whip her!!

 

[Jaws]

what do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

Stand her closer to the sink and whip her!!

I was gonna say tell her to stop being silly and get on with it !

 

[Squag1]

Obviously don't know which buttons to press

 

[johnboy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FvT9bH9rzM

Mr Obvious show, the broken dishwasher.

 

[Centaur]

Obviously don't know which buttons to press

8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@

 

[andyBeaker]

As used by Mike Yarwood at The Royal Vaiety Performance in front of Charles and Diana


Prince Charles: Where's the tea strainer?
Lady Di: It's her day off.

A Barry Cryer original.

 

[Minkey]

What can I say Men:dunno: you don't know when your well off8rfl@

 

[americanexpress]

As used by Mike Yarwood at The Royal Vaiety Performance in front of Charles and Diana


Prince Charles: Where's the tea strainer?
Lady Di: It's her day off.

A Barry Cryer original.

I thought it was the nutcracker:dunno:

 

[andyBeaker]

I thought it was the nutcracker:dunno:

Brain of Blackbird? Don't make me larf8rfl@8rfl@

;-0))