Daily Smile thread

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[derek kelly]

What’s got two wings & an arrow?
A chinese telephone, wing wing, Arrow.

 

[johnboy]

What’s got two wings & an arrow?
A chinese telephone, wing wing, Arrow.

You laysist

 

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[Jaws]

 

[andyBeaker]

What’s got two wings & an arrow?
A chinese telephone, wing wing, Arrow.

So I said to the waiter in the Chinese restaurant "this chicken is rubbery'

He replied ' ah, flank you vely much'

 

[Cougar377]

So I said to the waiter in the Chinese restaurant "this chicken is rubbery'

He replied ' ah, flank you vely much'

They remaking "The Good Old Days" ...?

 

[T.C]

So I said to the waiter in the Chinese restaurant "this chicken is rubbery'

He replied ' ah, flank you vely much'

I had forgotten that the Chinese eat shit with everything in a takeaway.

Chicken and shit

Fish and shit

Portion of shit on its own.......

 

[derek kelly]

I know it's hot, but the next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade with a slice of orange....is gonna get a punch.

 

[derek kelly]

Sinead O’Conner has offered to sing at Barry Chuckle’s funeral, Nothing compares to you to me.

 

[ianrobbo1]

 

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[ianrobbo1]

 

[ianrobbo1]

I thought this was good value,

 

[ianrobbo1]

Until I saw this

 

[T.C]

My wife’s car got stolen while she was out the other day.

I said ,“Were you able to see what the guy looked like?”

She replied, “No, but I got the license plate number!”