Daily Smile thread

[derek kelly]

During a kids football match the coach called one of his 9-year-old football players aside
And asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue,
curse the ref, or call him an arsehole. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued, "And when I substitute you so that another boy gets a chance to play,
it's not a dumb-arse decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”

 

[andyBeaker]

During a kids football match the coach called one of his 9-year-old football players aside
And asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue,
curse the ref, or call him an arsehole. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued, "And when I substitute you so that another boy gets a chance to play,
it's not a dumb-arse decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”

Sadly it is all too true.

I used to ref Academy games for a Premiership team. It got to the point where all spectators were banned from saying anything on the touchline during games. Played in total silence from then on. Bliss.

 

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[andyBeaker]

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For more jolliness.....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket...er=none&initial_page_size=10&postId=130770340

 

[derek kelly]

My wife's kicked me out because of my crap Arnol Schwarzeneggar impressions but don't worry I will return.

 

[ianrobbo1]

 

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[derek kelly]

The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with their performance on saturday that they have offered to reimburse all the fans that travelled to see them play. All they have to do is provide bank details, sort codes and PIN numbers and they will transfer the money directly.

 

[derek kelly]

Anybody know how long you cook those boil in the bag fish for?
You know, the ones you get from the funfair

 

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[derek kelly]

On my way home from the pub I decided to roll a cigarette, after a short while I thought "why am I doing this? It would be much easier to carry it."

 

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[ianrobbo1]