Doctor Sean was in a relationship with his nurse Tanya.Shortly afterward,Tanya told him she was pregnant.
Not wanting his wife to know,Sean gave a sum of money to Tanya and asked her to go to USA and have the baby there.
“But how will I let you know the baby is born?”she asked. He replied, “Just send me a postcard and write “hamburger” on the back. I’ll take care of expenses.”
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to USA.
Half a year went by and then one day the Sean’s wife called him at the office and said, “Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail box today from USA, and I don’t understand what it means.”
The doctor said, “Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you”. Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a massive heart attack.
Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the doctor’s wife picked up the card from her bag and read, “Hamburger,Hamburger,Hamburger,Hamburger.Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.”