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Thieving scum bastards where I live.
Had my television, xbox, dvd player & state of the art stereo stolen along with my stack of porn, 1lb of weed & two bottles of vodka stolen.
Wouldn't mind but I only left my cell for five minutes
Had my television, xbox, dvd player & state of the art stereo stolen along with my stack of porn, 1lb of weed & two bottles of vodka stolen.
Wouldn't mind but I only left my cell for five minutes
My wife got out of the shower naked, she came into the bedroom & said "quick, close the curtains, the neighbours will see me naked" I replied, "don't worry, if they see you naked they'll close their own curtains."
Be careful when buying online, today I accidentally used my donor card instead of my credit card, cost me an arm & a leg.
The Pope is handing out miracles in Liverpool.
Billy walks on stage and asks, "can you help with my hearing?" The Pope says "yes" and puts his hands over Billy's ears. He then prays, removes his hands and says, "how is your hearing now?" and Billy says, "I don't know,
it's not till next Wednesday"!
Billy walks on stage and asks, "can you help with my hearing?" The Pope says "yes" and puts his hands over Billy's ears. He then prays, removes his hands and says, "how is your hearing now?" and Billy says, "I don't know,
it's not till next Wednesday"!
A selection especially for Derek
