Celebs, Spill The Beans

[derek kelly]

Wouldnt have been so bad but we were doing the speed limit at the time of his complaint. Using 1 engine and given the waterline length of 34ft and a speed of 6kts going with the current, I think he was just being a wanker. And he got the same as anyone who wants to try and pelt my family with live maggotts. Whilst I grant you that every sport and pastime has its tossers, I dont consider my self to be one of em.

I used to find the worst offenders were the canoeists, they deliberately aimed their canoes into your swim.

 

[derek kelly]

On an escort down to London pmk & I took some soft toys made by the prisoners to go towards the Rumanian orphanage appeal, we were met at chelsea town hall by none other than Rula Lenska.
Jill Gascoigne [actress] whilst she was visiting one of our Prisoners in Chelmsford.
Suzanne Mitzi visiting her boyfriend Frank camileri whilst he was incarcerated in Chelmsford
Raphael Mead [arsenal footballer] when he was locked up in Chelmsford
Peter Wingard [Jason King] opening Cantors dept store in Leeds
The actor who played Ned Glover in Emmerdale walking out of an off license in Cleethorpes with two bottles of whisky
Adelle silva [kelly windsor from Emmerdale] in the crooked billet pub at Towton
Francis Rossi & Rick parfitt & some other geezer I didn't recognise in a pub in Richmond
Chas & Dave in a pub near Trafalgar square

 

[Steamy]

I was Frank Bruno's bodyguard for two years and what a thoroughly lovely man he was.

I also kicked Wayne Sleep out of a club for snorting cocaine, the little tosser.
I had the whole England and Wales rugby teams come into the club one night after a 5 nations match and they all behaved impeccably, if a tad drunk - funny that!
I told Peter Stringfellow to shut up and behave himself when he was queueing to get into the London Club Awards and we couldn't open the doors until the Fire Brigade had given us our fire certificate. He was being a right prima-donna and I told him to "Shush, little man, if you need to go home for your Horlikcs, then fuck off!" He had that Michelle Collins with him and she is one ropy old nagger - yuk! Richard Branson is a gentleman and always had a kind word for me when we met. I got a major snog off Daniella Westbrooke from Eastenders, and she groped me plums, my luck was in that night but she was trollied so I thought it'd be rude to take advantage, stupid me!!!

I spent the night with Jo Guest, once, but I slept on the sofa as I was guarding her - bummer! I used to love being a doorman and bodyguard, you realise celeb's are mostly normal people. Although, David Mellor is a complete fruitcake and doesn't sleep - especially when it all kicked off with him and that old tart in the Chelsea shirt, I guarded him for two days over that period, it was funny playing cat & mouse with the press!

 

[Jaws]

Well look who is sitting on Jaws bike then

Oh and had a long chat with Charley Boorman who is a real nice bloke and like Ms Perry is a very proper biker !

 

[parttimepilot]

Well look who is sitting on Jaws bike then

Oh and had a long chat with Charley Boorman who is a real nice bloke and like Ms Perry is a very proper biker !

OOh now I am jealous:lick:

 

[Tiggi]

Had many an encounter with ignorant boaties Whilst fishing rivers, they seemed to think they could just do what they pleased, they didn't like having a load of Maggots pulted at them though. not only that all the lead they were pushing into the waterways from their gas guzzlers killing the wildlife then blaming it on the lead shot used by Anglers.

All anglers are ****s !!
There is a tiny difference between fishing, and sitting round a lake looking stupid man8um man8um .

 

[derek kelly]

All anglers are ****s !!
There is a tiny difference between fishing, and sitting round a lake looking stupid man8um man8um .

All stereotypers are dickheads

 

[Smix]

I was Frank Bruno's bodyguard for two years and what a thoroughly lovely man he was.

Please tell me - why on earth would Frank Bruno need a bodyguard??!?!!! :dunno:




I know its a stupid quiestion, but ????:bang:

 

[Punchy]

I spent last Tuesday night chatting with Jack Valentine. Very interesting I never knew he was heavily into sprinting when he was younger.

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[Smix]

Timothy Dalton, Jim Broadbent and quite a few others have been in Wells for the last few weeks - there is a film being shot here called Hot Fuzz!!! :dunno: They are trying to make the market place look like a Gloucestshire village!!! Why not use a Glous village instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! c7u8

 

[Steamy]

Please tell me - why on earth would Frank Bruno need a bodyguard??!?!!! :dunno:

He wasn't allowed to get involved in any altercations with anybody outside of the ring. Plus, in real life he is a very gentle and kind man who abhors violence. Thus, they needed a big lump who likes smacking people to look after him - hey presto ME! Plus I was trained to keep him out of any confrontational episodes and get him out of any if they occured. The general public can be dicks and like to do the old "Go on Frank, put 'em up, I'll take you on." Which is why he had to keep a low profile and I would keep him out of it.

 

[Smix]

He wasn't allowed to get involved in any altercations with anybody outside of the ring. Plus, in real life he is a very gentle and kind man who abhors violence. Thus, they needed a big lump who likes smacking people to look after him - hey presto ME! Plus I was trained to keep him out of any confrontational episodes and get him out of any if they occured. The general public can be dicks and like to do the old "Go on Frank, put 'em up, I'll take you on." Which is why he had to keep a low profile and I would keep him out of it.

I knew it was a silly question!! :k

 

[derek kelly]

Why not use a Glous village instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! c7u8

Cos they'd get eaten by the natives.

 

[AV8TOR]

John Moffat ?????????????????????????????????????????????/

John was the man who flew the Swordfish in WWII that disabled the Bismark :bow: :bow:

J.J.Jonny Johnston ????????????????????????????????? The greatest Ace this country ever had, RIP :bow: :bow:

Righard Branson @ Oshcosh

 

[derek kelly]

Righard Branson @ Oshcosh

Would he be Richard Branson's Dutch cousin?

 

[Smix]

Cos they'd get eaten by the natives.

Aah - forgot about that!! Still, they're taking their chances down here though - they must have made a deal with the natives!!!!!!!!!!! :neenaw: