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Brilliant idea

derek kelly

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Why has this never been thought of before?
To prevent a Zombie apocalypse just tie peoples laces together when they are buried, then when they rise up they'll fall over.
 

Dark Angel

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Why has this never been thought of before?
To prevent a Zombie apocalypse just tie peoples laces together when they are buried, then when they rise up they'll fall over.

Yeh ? then Sky News gets on it?

?Then some idiot ?Youtubes? a video of a zombie in a coffin wit la-a-aces tied together?

?then they start a Zombie Rights Group?












?fer fook?s sake, get a grip, Dell? p0pc0rn41
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
?which means we?d have to be operating beyond the human rights laws set out by the Europeans Union ? we?d have to quit the EU?

?which means we?d have to elect either a UKIP or a Conservative government?

?or perhaps a combination of both, gawd ?elp us?

?No?

?Please?

?Leave it, Dell.

It?s good idea, yeah ? it could even work if yer use synthetic laces that won?t decay ? but it?s also a can o? worms that Zombie supporters could stow away as a potential food supply fert dead ?uns.

Then they could contaminate the world?s human food supply wi?? errr? undesirable additives like horse meat and nasty stuff that doesn?t nourish folk but just makes ?em grow fat till they burst like in Monty Python and poison the water wi? chemicals so everyone falls out wi? each other an? there?s loadsa wars an? famine an? pestilence an? ting?

?errr?


?I reckon they?ve already started?
 
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