Brains, beauty & boobies.

[derek kelly]

Sarah Cruddas.

 

[Squag1]

On a Sunday
You should be on yer knees praying

 

[derek kelly]

If I got on my knees I’d never get up

 

[Squag1]

If I got on my knees I’d never get up

She might not either.
At least she won't fall on her face

 

[Cougar377]

I'm praying the material gives way under the strain.

 

[ogr1]

Her starfish has fallen out.
Bottom (snigger) right of pic.

 

[Squag1]

In teen times we used to grade in ccs.
At that time a 500 was a big bike.
Guess she's a Goldwing.

 

[Centaur]

How do you make 10 lbs of fat look attractive? Put a nipple on it.

 

[Cougar377]

How do you make 10 lbs of fat look attractive? Put a nipple on it.

Unless you're Katie Price...... 10lbs of recycled milk cartons in her case.

 

[Pow-Lo]

How do you make 10 lbs of fat look attractive? Put a nipple on it.

If I had a pound for every time you've posted that shite joke on here, I could f'ing retire!

 

[derek kelly]

If I had a pound for every time you've posted that shite joke on here, I could f'ing retire!

You could retire on £1

 

[Pow-Lo]

You could retire on £3

Corrected for you.

In that case, I could've retired ten years ago.