6/10
You can't beat a good western. I always wanted one of those "sixty" shooters that John Wayne had.
Which reminds me.... a cowboy joke....
A class of little kids have just been given their first sex education lesson.
The teacher sets them some home work...to look out for examples of sex and to report back the following day.
Next day she asks if they've done their homework.
A forest of hands appear so she picks a little girl at the front who stands up and says, "please Miss, on the way home I saw one cow jump on to the back of another and they started to bounce around".
"Very good", says Miss and then points to a little boy in the middle of the class.
He stands up and says, "please Miss, when I was out playing last night I saw a dog jump up on another dog and start to bounce on it".
"Excellent", says Miss.
She scans around the classroom and at the back sees little Johnny waving furiously. She points to him and he jumps up eagerly.
"Please Miss, last night we were all watch a movie and two indians jumped on a cowboy, they bounced around for ages and then the cowboy shot both the indians".
"Don't be silly..!", she says as the class erupts into laughter, "that is not an example of sex. Sit down at once. Whatever made you think that was a good example..?".
Well my Dad said, "and that's what you get when you fuck with John Wayne.....".
(I've already got my coat).