• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

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Mikeyzf

Registered User
What the hell,I'm up for a bit of that.I seem to be a member of every other dating website.:blush:
 

richard

Cool as a Cucumber
Jeasus ive got a fooking hangover, anyone know of a cure ive had 4 parcamole since 6 and got the DT's




R:eek:
 

richard

Cool as a Cucumber
Mikeyzf said:
What the hell,I'm up for a bit of that.I seem to be a member of every other dating website.:blush:

Me to bloody ace aint they..


R:-:
 
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fat bandit

Guest
oooh me me me me me im single.w;;v

im a drunken slut,

im (abit) over wieght,

and ive only got a small willy....


any takers????














guess not...
















ah well........:wank: :wank:
 
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frenchuk

Guest
Richard and Alison... Did I miss something while I was 'away'? Are you two singles now??? Hmmm... Richard and Alison... There's a ring to it...
 

birdinflight

Registered User
Now, I think I have to be tactful here..............

frenchuk said:
Richard and Alison... Did I miss something while I was 'away'? Are you two singles now??? Hmmm... Richard and Alison... There's a ring to it...

I have been single for a while now Pierre. Derek and I agreed mutually to just 'be friends' around November last year. We had been like that for a year prior to the decision. To be honest its great. I have a very good friend of the opposite sex, I have a laugh with him, go on the bike, track days and on holidays. Plus the one in a million guy has opened his home for me to give me a roof over my head!!! May all change though if either of us meet someone, but so far we are not bothering.

To be honest I am not really looking!!!! I just want friends. I think I might be too selfish and sort of batchelorettish!! :} I guess I would like to enjoy myself a little after turning 40. Have a laugh etc.
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
LOL

and with a flick of the wrist.........................









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frenchuk

Guest
birdinflight said:
I have been single for a while now Pierre. Derek and I agreed mutually to just 'be friends' around November last year. We had been like that for a year prior to the decision. To be honest its great. I have a very good friend of the opposite sex, I have a laugh with him, go on the bike, track days and on holidays. Plus the one in a million guy has opened his home for me to give me a roof over my head!!! May all change though if either of us meet someone, but so far we are not bothering.

To be honest I am not really looking!!!! I just want friends. I think I might be too selfish and sort of batchelorettish!! :} I guess I would like to enjoy myself a little after turning 40. Have a laugh etc.
Sorry Alison, did't know - still, Richard and Alison... there's a ring to it w;;v
 

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
Aww fook Rich - sorry to hear your news...........

Sell her on eBay? Might make you feel a bit better........

I found my wife on www.match.com

One door shuts and all that...........
 
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R2B2

Guest
Jeez - Sorry to read that Rich.

Me too actually. Three years ago nearly although I wasn't actually married. I just can't hack long term life with women and have to wriggle out eventually. I prefer it this way :-:
 
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Jupiter

Guest
Hi girls (!!!) Jupiter here....... w;;v

Basically looking for 2 stunning long-legged lesbians who like a guy to watch and then 'take part' after about 30 seconds (ok, maybe less than 30 .... )

Oh yeah - almost forgot - if you both happen to like bikes and have plenty of dosh too, that would be a big plus ++++++++++ :-: :-:

To be honest, the usual bulls-it chat-up lines, trying to enjoy 'having a laugh' and walking on eggshells hoping for a shag don't seem to work...

So, I've decided to go radical and be honest and direct !!!! :neenaw:
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
Are you joking CB ?? Hope so mate .
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
I've learnt MY lesson!! she is always right,!! :eek: always let her "have the last word" :bang: and buy her whatever she wants!! :B
















:B can I join you lot?? :dunno:
 

B1rdie

Registered User
Samster said:
Aww fook Rich - sorry to hear your news...........

Sell her on eBay? Might make you feel a bit better........

I found my wife on www.match.com

One door shuts and all that...........

Thanks for that website Samster. :yo:
 
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