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Samster

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
What a coincidence! Me too! Two weekends ago.............................

The geezer in the orange dungarees comes up to me and asks if I want decking...........luckily I got the first punch in
 
parttimepilot

parttimepilot

FJR and Bird Commander
Samster said:
What a coincidence! Me too! Two weekends ago.............................

The geezer in the orange dungarees comes up to me and asks if I want decking...........luckily I got the first punch in
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:lol::lol: Priceless Samster, Made my afternoon that did.:bow:
 
Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd

Registered User
Samster

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fortunatly not drinking tea at the time :bow:
 
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Coggy

Guest
The old ones are the best ones

Thought that was Noah's phrase when he was building the Ark
"Do you want decking?"
d04l1ng
 
Barrie

Barrie

Registered User
Coggy said:
The old ones are the best ones

Thought that was Noah's phrase when he was building the Ark
"Do you want decking?"
d04l1ng
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Noah was a Scouser, he went around asking the animals if they were looking for a nArk. :p
 
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