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CAD

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Bodyshock-half ton man last night!! 75stone 'bloke' and 85stone 'woman'. Wowser! Didn't realise skin could stretch so much:puke:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
CAD said:
Bodyshock-half ton man last night!! 75stone 'bloke' and 85stone 'woman'. Wowser! Didn't realise skin could stretch so much:puke:


not met chunky yet then???
 

Pugwash

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Fascinating and scary programme! He was happy when he was less than 1/4 of a ton, because people stopped weighing him as a fraction of a ton!
 
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R2B2

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Missed it last night - gonna watch it tonight. It's on again at 10.00
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
I'm not far behind........just snapped the base & arm off my fookin leather chair in my PC room :xm :xm :xm
 
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chuffmeister

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RHINO said:
I'm not far behind........just snapped the base & arm off my fookin leather chair in my PC room :xm :xm :xm
that explains why the blade is too small for ya c7u8R#?
 

parttimepilot

FJR and Bird Commander
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RHINO said:
I'm not far behind........just snapped the base & arm off my fookin leather chair in my PC room :xm :xm :xm
Does that explain the disappearence of "On a mission to be an ex-bloater"?






























Just curious:-:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
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RHINO said:
I'm not far behind........just snapped the base & arm off my fookin leather chair in my PC room :xm :xm :xm


No doubt you were sat there - tring to get ya knee down and BOING - off they snapped!!


Mind you I should laugh.......................

When I bought my new HG leathers last year [yes some of us CAN afford to buy new leathers every other year!! :tosser: ].............

decided to "ease them in" sat in the office answering emails - donned head to foot in new leather [well thats my excuse]...........

Got a bit carried away when I read that Cyclops has paid to renew his BIRD sponsorship and promptly slid off the chair banging one of many chins on the desk edge on the way to the floor!!

Anyway RHINO all that remains is to say

















Yoooooooooooooooooou Fat Bastid!!
 
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