Annoying

[andyBeaker]

"if it's not hot enough I'll put it in the microwave". (Me thinking "thanks for the love and care you have put into this food")

"If there is too much leave what you can't eat" (me thinking "thanks for the love and care you have put into this food. perhaps if your portions were a bit smaller you wouldn't be so fat")

Me - "Do you want a tea or coffee?"

Them "are you having one?"

Me thinking "answer the effing question that I asked. Why do you think I asked? FFS...."

 

[Me!]

Correct.

 

[andyBeaker]

"Would you like some fresh fruit salad and creme fraische?"

"Are you having some?"


(Me thinking.....no it's too,coarse to put into print. Second word is "off". Very loudly indeed.)

 

[derek kelly]

The "are you having some?" Response is a polite way of saying "yes I would like some but I Don't wish to put you to any trouble on my behalf"

 

[andyBeaker]

The "are you having some?" Response is a polite way of saying "yes I would like some but I Don't wish to put you to any trouble on my behalf"

No it’s not.

That would be ‘I’m not sure I’m having some but, if I do, do you want some?”

 

[Vinterceptor]

"if it's not hot enough I'll put it in the microwave". (Me thinking "thanks for the love and care you have put into this food")

"If there is too much leave what you can't eat" (me thinking "thanks for the love and care you have put into this food. perhaps if your portions were a bit smaller you wouldn't be so fat")

Me - "Do you want a tea or coffee?"
"

Sometimes everyone in turn hesitantly says "No thanks" then I will say I'm making one for my self and everyone suddenly changes their mind.

 

[Jaws]

The rows Woman and I have had over such like

Do you want a takeaway ?
If you like

Fancy going to the club tonight
If you like

For GOODNESS sake woman .. commit !
Make a decision !

 

[Pow-Lo]

I can't be arsed with any of that bullshit. If anyone is in my house for the third time or more, it's "there's the fuckin' kettle. What your last bitch die of?"

 

[Quiney]

The rows Woman and I have had over such like

Do you want a takeaway ?
If you like

Fancy going to the club tonight
If you like

For GOODNESS sake woman .. commit !
Make a decision !

Yes, lets have an Indian.
I don't fancy an Indian.
Chinese?
No, last time it was rubbish.
Local chippy then?
To bloody expensive.
Beans on toast?
That sounds good, with a fried egg on top.