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And today's biggest dick head is....

Jaws

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Well I am right there with bacon roll man, but gnome napping is just plain wrong
 

Cougar377

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I'll have a pint of whatever the GnomeGnapper was on.

Looks like it must have been top notch wobbly juice...:drink9:
 

slim63

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We once kidnapped a bike clubs mascot & kept emailing them pictures of it from all over the world 2 years later they sussed who it was & we returned it but they were still none too happy :p
 

Pow-Lo

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If that was a BA flight, the twat would have been secured to his seat with handcuffs, arrested on landing and banned from the airline for life. And quite possibly punched in the face by a disgruntled passenger. I don't know too many men that would stand by and watch a woman be threatened like that, so I'm actually quite surprised that this cock wasn't flattened by another passenger on board. Either he's 6'53" and built like a brick shithouse or the men on board were all shithouses.

It's actually a criminal offence to disobey a trolley dolly in the UK.* Mrs Plops pulls that stunt on me every five minutes when I don't do as I'm told.



*I'm not sure if that means it's an offence on a British plan, any airline in British airspace, a British owned plane under foreign management, all of the above or whatever. However, I do know it applies on BA flights.
 

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If that was a BA flight, the twat would have been secured to his seat with handcuffs, arrested on landing and banned from the airline for life. And quite possibly punched in the face by a disgruntled passenger. I don't know too many men that would stand by and watch a woman be threatened like that, so I'm actually quite surprised that this cock wasn't flattened by another passenger on board. Either he's 6'53" and built like a brick shithouse or the men on board were all shithouses.

It's actually a criminal offence to disobey a trolley dolly in the UK.* Mrs Plops pulls that stunt on me every five minutes when I don't do as I'm told.



*I'm not sure if that means it's an offence on a British plan, any airline in British airspace, a British owned plane under foreign management, all of the above or whatever. However, I do know it applies on BA flights.


That was my first thought too. Too many pussies that don't want to get involved!
 

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That was my first thought too. Too many pussies that don't want to get involved!
It's prevalent in our society.

Most stand there gawking or videoing bad stuff with their mobile phones (normally with mouth open), most of the others just walk away.

Some of us do the right thing.(y)
 

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My colleague and I did the right thing in Liverpool pursuing Securicor van robbers who had a shotgun. We trapped their car in a cul de sac and I followed them along a railway until the helicopter came. We caught one who went down and they had to leave the money. After the court hearing where I was the only witness I got a letter of commendation from the cops and what did I hear from Securicor? Nowt. Would I do the same again? Yes, every time.
 

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Sadly I witnessed non--caring Britain last week in Eastbourne - a tramp was collapsed in the middle of the pedestrianised area. Everyone else just walked around him, I stopped to help if I could. What was surprising that when I stopped quite a few other people did as well.

He may be a tramp, he was legless at about ten in the morning. But still worthy of care and compassion.
 

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It's prevalent in our society.

Most stand there gawking or videoing bad stuff with their mobile phones (normally with mouth open), most of the others just walk away.

Some of us do the right thing.(y)

A few years ago I was in rush hour traffic in Southampton when a handful of asian lads armed with hammers and axes came barrelling out of a jewelry shop and legged it in a car. I gave chase on the bike until they debussed and bomb burst.
I rode back to the shop and gave plod a description of the vehicle, location and the thieves. A few days later I received a phone call (no idea how they got the number) to attend Southampton plod shop, where I was cautioned as a possible suspect...! After giving a statement I was released and subsequently told that I was no longer part of the investigation (witnesses confirmed my story).
I received a big thank you from the jewelry shop owner, but feck all from plod.

Sadly....with today's society, you're as likely to get done for your actions as the offender. Wouldn't (and hasn't) stopped me from stepping in to help, but you're rolling the dice as to whether you get a pat on the back or nicked for assault because the offender makes a complaint.
 

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A few years ago I was in rush hour traffic in Southampton when a handful of asian lads armed with hammers and axes came barrelling out of a jewelry shop and legged it in a car. I gave chase on the bike until they debussed and bomb burst.
I rode back to the shop and gave plod a description of the vehicle, location and the thieves. A few days later I received a phone call (no idea how they got the number) to attend Southampton plod shop, where I was cautioned as a possible suspect...! After giving a statement I was released and subsequently told that I was no longer part of the investigation (witnesses confirmed my story).
I received a big thank you from the jewelry shop owner, but feck all from plod.

Sadly....with today's society, you're as likely to get done for your actions as the offender. Wouldn't (and hasn't) stopped me from stepping in to help, but you're rolling the dice as to whether you get a pat on the back or nicked for assault because the offender makes a complaint.

Plod must have had a reason for questioning you - maybe another witness saw you riding away from the scene and made an assumption?

I understand it may have been an uncomfortable experience, but plod have a job to do and may well have been subject to criticism if they didn't interview you under caution in relation to an armed robbery.

As an amusing aside, I witnessed a nasty two car collision right outside a Honda car dealership. Par for the course the garage staff stood there gawping on the pavement at the carnage, including one person trapped in a car and one driver being heavily pregnant...........until I started telling them what to do i.e YOU two get effing moving and disconnect the car batteries, YOU get a chair for this heavily preganant woman, YOU two stop all the traffic from both directions, YOUtwo get ready with fire extinguishers, etc. They were so shocked they all did exactly what they were told at 100 mph!!

As a further aside, I was subsequently contacted by a 'no win no fee' mob acting on behalf of the driver who caused the crash while doing a i turn out of a bus stop! That was a very short conversation.
 

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Plod must have had a reason for questioning you - maybe another witness saw you riding away from the scene and made an assumption?

I understand it may have been an uncomfortable experience, but plod have a job to do and may well have been subject to criticism if they didn't interview you under caution in relation to an armed robbery.

As an amusing aside, I witnessed a nasty two car collision right outside a Honda car dealership. Par for the course the garage staff stood there gawping on the pavement at the carnage, including one person trapped in a car and one driver being heavily pregnant...........until I started telling them what to do i.e YOU two get effing moving and disconnect the car batteries, YOU get a chair for this heavily preganant woman, YOU two stop all the traffic from both directions, YOUtwo get ready with fire extinguishers, etc. They were so shocked they all did exactly what they were told at 100 mph!!

As a further aside, I was subsequently contacted by a 'no win no fee' mob acting on behalf of the driver who caused the crash while doing a i turn out of a bus stop! That was a very short conversation.
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If you look at the heading of this in the coffee shop post listing

‘Today’s biggest dick head is ......’
And read who’s name is beneath ...

Quite apt, I thought ;-)
 

sr71caspar

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If you look at the heading of this in the coffee shop post listing

‘Today’s biggest dick head is ......’
And read who’s name is beneath ...

Quite apt, I thought ;-)

I've been chuckling to myself about it for the last few days.:risas3:

I'm glad someone else also noticed it.(y)
 

Pow-Lo

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Sadly I witnessed non--caring Britain last week in Eastbourne - a tramp was collapsed in the middle of the pedestrianised area. Everyone else just walked around him, I stopped to help if I could. What was surprising that when I stopped quite a few other people did as well.

He may be a tramp, he was legless at about ten in the morning. But still worthy of care and compassion.
Did you go through his pockets and see if he had anything worth nicking?
 

slim63

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A few months ago I spotted a bloke in the river, he was obviously off his head on something & looked in danger of drowning so I called the law & kept track of him as he was carried downstream while another bloke stood by the road keeping track of me & waiting to flag down the cops etc

Once they arrived we got out of the way but the lights & sirens attracted gawpers, , I spotted one filming on a phone & getting in the way despite the cops telling him to shift 9there was only two of them at that time & had their hands full, I lost my rag a little so grabbed the idiot & promised to chuck him in if he didn't feck off now :)

When it was all done & the bloke was saved a copper sidled over & said thanks for that mate, you did what I wanted too (y)
 
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