4 Season's Riding Advice

[Cruser]

Here are my top tips for riding in all 4 season's:

Summer; ride flat out - everywhere. Throttle to the stop, feel the rush, keep rpm above 7000 at all times. Brake as late as possible for every corner and then amaze yourself (again) that you got round in one piece. Ignore speed limits - legal disclaimer; except those really important ones - you know, the ones past the Police station.

Autumn; just go a tiny little bit slower because there might be leaves about

Winter; incy wincy little bit slower again, there could be ice you know :bang:

Spring; go faster again - somewhere between summer/autumn is a good guide. Remember though, there could be bunnies on the road.

There you have it, all year riding is simple innit :k

 

[Wolfie]

i agree totally, but then again i am a riding god, and my winter bike only does about 100mph so i am ok.

 

[RHINO]

i agree totally, but then again i am a riding god, and my winter bike only does about 100mph so i am ok.

100mph,, oh so its a CX 500 Turdbo is it..

 

[Wolfie]

no i live on top of a hill.


feck off copper!!!! :neenaw: :neenaw: :m :m

 

[Cruser]

Wolfie,

i agree totally, but then again i am a riding god, and my winter bike only does about 100mph so i am ok.

Don't matter what you ride, it's how you ride it that counts :bow: Keep it on the throttle stops - you know it makes sense, plus it means you'll get to your destination quicker and so spend less time out in the cold 8ree!

When you ride faster in summer, again, you'll get there quicker so have to spend less time in fear of getting knocked off by a Vulva driver.

Russ's common sense approach to riding, innit mate g0551p

 

[derek kelly]

Don't matter what you ride, it's how you ride it that counts :bow: Keep it on the throttle stops - you know it makes sense, plus it means you'll get to your destination quicker



This destination would it be heaven or hell? you should always adhere to the speed limits, then there would be no need for Gatso's it's coz of people like you tearing round at 35mph in a 30 limit that bikers get a bad name, you are middle aged men for gods sake settle down to a more sedentary life style that befits your years. leave the speeding to the young uns that have sharper reflexes.

 

[Supabird1100]

you are middle aged men for gods sake ........ leave the speeding to the young uns that have sharper reflexes.

DK.....Russ is by no means 'middle aged' !!!! He's probably one of the youngest members on here....and a road and track riding God !!!!! :bow: :bow: :}

(Wanna send me the money now, Russ) ???? :}

 

[skippy]

Define middle age :dunno:

I reckon it is somene 10 years older than me..........


whatever age I am. :} :} :}

 

[Wolfie]

skippy you are 50 mate, and fast approaching old age!!!!

Derek, i am 36 still young enough to ride like a twat and have the reactions to survive, where as most on here are feckin ancient and have no reactions what so ever.




























































all of the above is complete bollocks and type by an ant.

 

[Cruser]

it's coz of people like you tearing round at 35mph in a 30 limit that bikers get a bad name, you are middle aged men for gods sake settle down to a more sedentary life style that befits your years. leave the speeding to the young uns that have sharper reflexes.

35 in a 30 isn't "tearing" about, that's a mere 'pootle'. I reckon I'd be doing more like 70-80 in a 30 to warrant it being called "tearing"

As for the destination DK, I'm definitely going downstairs - and I reckon I'll meet a lot of this lot down there too - but I'll be there first :neenaw:

Oh and Supa, I expect a lot more kiss-assing than that for you to get your dosh :t

 

[RHINO]

Russ , you really need to meet DK, his dry sense of humour can cause riots in a graveyard mate...

I know your a tarearse RUSS, took me all my time to kick your ped at 2003 BASH LOL
Anyway i'm gonna have to meet up at the DERBY before long and buy you a congratulations drink (engagement) as i doubt we'll be at the BASH this time around, keep it pinned open and stay alive buddy. JT

 

[skippy]

skippy you are 50 mate, and fast approaching old age!!!!

Oi Andy I'm still 47 I'll have you know :t I don't know you younguns havm't got no respect these days ..............In my day......................


Hang on it is still my day so there junior :neenaw: :neenaw: :f :m :}

 

[Wolfie]

Hang on it is still my day so there junior

no it aint mate, it aint even mine, it is the day of the Chav 14-21 years old hard they are, streetwise and dangerous

 

[derek kelly]

no it aint mate, it aint even mine, it is the day of the Chav 14-21 years old hard they are, streetwise and dangerous

Until bedtime anyway.

 

[derek kelly]

Russ , you really need to meet DK, his dry sense of humour can cause riots in a graveyard mate...


Am I still being blamed for that it wasn't me! honest! a big boy did it and ran away.

 

[skippy]

no it aint mate, it aint even mine, it is the day of the Chav 14-21 years old hard they are, streetwise and dangerous

And they still scream like a stuck pig and howl their eyes out when you liberate them from one of thier kneecaps :} :} :}

 

[frenchuk]

Remember though, there could be bunnies on the road.

Even better, they make a great strew, just aim between the ears!