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derek kelly

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After dropping my Granddaughter off at school yesterday I called into Asda for a few essentials, as I was reversing into a parking space I noticed three people standing chatting towards the rear of the parking space, I blared the horn & slowly they moved to about four feet in front of my car.
When I came out of Asda they were still stood talking, I got in my car & moved forward, they just looked & carried on talking, another blare on the horn & they moved another two feet ahead.
Crazy thing is, next to this space is a pavement big enough to park a couple of lorries.
 
andyBeaker

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Their bread must be better than Morrisons - with only a couple of exceptions the stuff they bake 'in store' at our local branch is always undercooked and has the texture of rubber.

Their almond slices -i8 for £1 - are very good though. Make a nice trifle base as well.
 
andyBeaker

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Squag1 said:
Than again you could try soap :D
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Certainly could, especially if I wanted to relive the 1980s when razor rash and cuts were fashionable.

Although, to be fair Imperial Leather Night Blooming Jasmine & Vanilla shower cream is a decent performer in an emergency.
 
Cougar377

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andybirdless said:
Certainly could, especially if I wanted to relive the 1980s when razor rash and cuts were fashionable.

Although, to be fair Imperial Leather Night Blooming Jasmine & Vanilla shower cream is a decent performer in an emergency.
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FFS. :facepalm: You know, for a Scot you sound remarkably like a southern poofta. :eek:
 
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