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Squag1

Can't remember....
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Mammy, I hate grandad's guts.
Shut up and keep eating:roto2palm::babeando:

Mammy, why do I keep going around in circles?
Shut up or I will nail your other foot down.

Luckily I cannot remember any others.
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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“Tommy what have you brought to show & tell?”
“My Granddad’s iron lung”
“Oh, what does your Granddad say about you bringing it?”
“Uuurrgghh”
 
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